These Laws may explain some of your life’s mysteries

These Laws may explain some of your life’s mysteries

These Laws may explain some of your life’s mysteries

I am the type of personality that always questions thing, WHY things happen the way they do and thought it interesting to look at how Murphy’s Law figures into so many things that happen daily.

1.Law of Mechanical Repair –
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.
2.Law of Gravity –
Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.
3.Law of Probability –
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
4.Law of Random Numbers
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always answers.
5.Variation Law –
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.
6.Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring.
7.Law of Close Encounters –
The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
8.Law of the Result –
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, IT WILL!!!
9.Law of Biomechanics –
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
10.Law of the Theatre & Football Stadium
At any event, the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle, always arrive last.
They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies
and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.
11.The Coffee Law
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
12.Murphy’s Law of Lockers
If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
13.Law of Physical Surfaces –
The chances of an open-faced jam sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly
correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug
14.Law of Logical Argument –
Anything is possible IF you don’t know what you are talking about.
15. Law of Physical Appearance – If the clothes fit, they’re ugly.
16.The 50-50-90 Law
Whenever there’s a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability that you’ll get it wrong.
17.Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy –
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it OR the store will stop selling it!
18.Doctors’ Law –
If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there, you’ll feel better. But don’t make an appointment and you’ll stay sick.

If you have any questions about the market or where it may be headed, just let me know, I am easy to talk to and no pressure whatsoever.

Brian McCullough, RE/MAX of Nanaimo

#1-5140 Metral Drive

Nanaimo, BC V9T 2K8

Office: (250) -751 – 1223


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